Molly Ker Hawn
The names of Celia Rivenbarkʼs books give you an idea of what to expect when you hear her speak to an audience. Itʼs hard to escape the in-your-face Southern nature of "Bless Your Heart, Tramp", "Weʼre Just Like You, Only Prettier", "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like a Skank," "Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny With a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits," "You Canʼt Drink All Day If You Donʼt Start in the Morning" and "You Donʼt Sweat Much for a Fat Girl."
Celiaʼs take on humor is the result of growing up in rural Eastern North Carolina listening to, and absorbing, stories, jokes and tall tales at the country store. Her humor blends this country tradition with her love of all things pop culture for a unique take on the ever-changing South.
A newspaper reporter since age 19, Celia started writing a weekly humor column for the New York Times Regional Newspaper Group in 1993. The column, "From the Belle Tower" is currently syndicated by McClatchey-Tribune News Services and appears in newspapers across the country. An awardwinning journalist, Celia has represented the New York Times Company as a media fellow at Duke University, although she continues to have no use whatsoever for their basketball team.
At the age of 40, Celia gave birth to her first child and retired from full time newspaper work to stay home with her daughter. She continued to write the humor column, however, and those essays about marriage and motherhood became the framework for her first book.
Four years later, her second book, "Weʼre Just Like You, Only Prettier," won the Southeast Booksellersʼ Alliance award for best nonfiction book of the year and was a national bestseller. "Stop Dressing Your Six Year Old Like A Skank" was also a national bestseller and the controversial tone of the title essay led to appearances on numerous national news shows including "Good Morning America."
Her fourth book, "Belle Weather," was a finalist for 2008 nonfiction book of the year as was her fifth,"You Canʼt Drink All Day If You Donʼt Start in the Morning." Her newest book, "You Donʼt Sweat Much for a Fat Girl", published in August 2011 was a New York Times bestseller and was named one of the five funniest books of the year by the Thurber Foundation.
Celia is a frequent speaker for corporate meetings, banquets, fundraisers and library events, having become known as a lighthearted expert on the mind and soul of the South.
A freelance contributor to several travel and lifestyle magazines, Celia enjoys spending her spare time watching "Dance Moms" and "Toddlers & Tiaras," both of which remind her that sheʼs not the worst mother in the world. She recently retired from teaching childrenʼs Sunday School for 11 years after finally realizing that she had no craft skills whatsoever.
Celia lives in Wilmington, N.C., with her husband and daughter.